(Mostly) Reddit Questions

Hey y’all! So I have a few questionnaires on my RPH and all of these questions were saved to be used for ask memes, especially when there are challenges or weeks dedicated to anon parties. I decided to mass compile all of them from my RPH onto here into one huge masterlist for all of you to use and send to each other. I tried to have a mixture of silly, unique and thought-provoking questions. Enjoy!

First Set [LARGEST SECTION]:

  • Would you rather wake to the realization that your entire world is the product of your mental breakdown after years of loneliness and isolation or be trapped in a world where no other living thing can interact with you?
  • Would you rather have every first bite of pizza you have be really hot, burning your tongue, or never having pizza again?
  • Would you rather be the only sane person in the world, or have omniscience for five minutes and be forever stranded with knowing that you knew the answers to everything but have forgotten them?
  • Would you rather put the toilet paper roll with the paper facing in or out?
  • Would you rather adhere to identity politics or give up social media?
  • How do you keep calm when shit hits the fan and people around you look to you to take the lead?
  • What do you feel strongly about?
  • What kind of character do you like to play in video games?
  • What are some rules you try to live by?
  • What rules do you follow that are no longer honored by society at large?
  • Have you ever witnessed someone completely snap? What happened?
  • What’s something that just instantly ruins your day?
  • Your last text message is now your army’s new battle cry. What will your followers be shouting?
  • What isn’t illegal but should be?
  • What is legal but shouldn’t be?
  • What’s the most awkward thing you had to quickly explain to a stranger?
  • Your greatest fear is now your favorite activity. What are you doing all the time now?
  • A genie is willing to grant you as many wishes as you like, but they all have to rhyme. What do you wish for?
  • What is your “golden rule”?
  • What lies were you told to prevent you from doing something?
  • How would you torture someone in a nonviolent way?
  • What do people think is fake, but is actually real?
  • What is the biggest secret someone has revealed to you while they were drunk or in an otherwise altered state of mind?
  • In 24 hours your life will become an infinite 5-minute loop and you will be aware each time you restart. What situation/ place do you put yourself in before the eternal looping?
  • What happened to make you say “I’m never coming to this restaurant again”?
  • What activity is creepy and sinister when it is done as a hobby rather than a profession?
  • What otherwise innocent question becomes extremely suspicious if an answer is needed urgently?
  • What’s the weirdest thing you’ve gotten in the mail?
  • What is the difference between a grilled cheese and a melt?
  • What is the difference between a milkshake, malt, frappuccinos and frappes?
  • What great food tastes worst with rice?
  • Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?
  • What is something you really regret doing as a teenager?
  • If a responsible person suddenly found themselves in your body, what are the first things they would do to improve your life?
  • When did you first realize that you were “getting older”?
  • What keeps you from falling into the abyss of despair, loneliness, and misery, when you think about your life and the direction it is heading?
  • What is something common that you have never experienced?
  • What job is always misrepresented in movies and TV shows? And what is it really like?
  • What are your two truths and one lie?
  • You owe someone 1 million dollars, they say they dont care what you pay them with as long as its 1 million dollars worth. What do you use to spite this person?
  • You have to replace one item in somebody’s home with a toy dinosaur. If they don’t notice in one year, you win $100 million dollars. What do you replace?
  • If you were a ghost, who would you haunt, why, and what would you do?
  • You are allowed to upgrade one part of the human body. What do you choose and how do you improve it?
  • What socially unacceptable thing do you think is acceptable?
  • You have 24 hours to get a Wikipedia article about yourself created. You cannot create it yourself, you cannot ask someone to create it for you, and homicide is off the table. What do you do?
  • What daily routines do you wish you started earlier in life?
  • What kind of person will you just never understand?
  • What’s the most unpleasant thing you’ve woken up to?
  • What story would you want to experience from another characters point of view?
  • What saying would be terrifying if literal?
  • What are really incredible simple inventions that we don’t truly appreciate?
  • If achievements popped up in front of you like they did in video games, what could be the most scary or shocking one you’d see?
  • What kind of loot will you drop when you die?
  • What’s your best “I like my _____ like I like my _____” joke?
  • What do you wish more people would do?
  • You can only drink one beverage for the rest of your life next to water, what do you choose?
  • What video game rule of thumb can be applied to real life?
  • If mundane actions gained you XP, what skill would you be an expert at?
  • What is the best non-sexual sensation?
  • What is something that is impossible to look cool while doing?
  • What makes absolutely 0% sense to you?
  • What are some websites that don’t usually show up on Google, or that are interesting but are almost impossible to find?
  • What were you not allowed to do as a kid and love to do now?
  • What do you do now that your teenage self would hate you for?
  • What’s a song you like from a genre you hate?
  • What do you hope to see invented/discovered before you die?
  • What’s a tiny, entirely harmless thing that pisses you off?
  • What is something that sounded dumb until you tried it and turns out it actually works great?
  • What brand has become the most synonymous with the product?
  • What is the biggest miscommunication you have ever had with someone?
  • What are somethings you definitely should NOT say to a police officer who’s just pulled you over?
  • What’s your best asshole boss/client/customer story?
  • What movie changes the plot if you add a random ‘R’ somewhere in the title?
  • What is something that sounds profound but is actually bullshit?
  • What are the best questions to ask to get to deeply know someone?
  • You are given three wishes by a genie, what do you wish for (no infinite wishes or loopholes).
  • What are your three greatest passions?
  • What would your best friend say is your worst quality?
  • Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?
  • Would you like to be famous? In what way?
  • Before making a telephone call, do you ever rehearse what you are going to say? Why?
  • What would constitute a “perfect” day for you?
  • When did you last sing to yourself? To someone else?
  • If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want?
  • Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?
  • For what in your life do you feel most grateful?
  • If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?
  • If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?
  • If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?
  • Is there something that you’ve dreamed of doing for a long time? Why haven’t you done it?
  • What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?
  • What do you value most in a friendship?
  • What is your most treasured memory?
  • What is your most terrible memory?
  • If you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? Why?
  • What does friendship mean to you?
  • What roles do love and affection play in your life?
  • How close and warm is your family? Do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people’s?
  • Complete this sentence: “I wish I had someone with whom I could share … “
  • When did you last cry in front of another person? By yourself?
  • What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?
  • If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? Why haven’t you told them yet?
  • Your house, containing everything you own, catches fire. After saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to save any one item. What would it be? Why?
  • Of all the people in your family, whose death would you find most disturbing? Why?
  • If you could, would you run away and start all over again?
  • What’s something that made you sad today?
  • What’s something you learned today/this week?
  • What are you looking forward to the most right now?
  • What’s something that made you laugh this week?
  • What’s your favourite cheese?
  • Where would you go during a zombie apocalypse?
  • In an apocalyptic situation, who would you want on your team?
  • Which of the 7 Deadly Sins do you represent most? Which of the 7 Heavenly Virtues do you represent the most?
  • Talk about your most interesting story involving a squirrel.
  • What brands do you find you keep buying over and over again?
  • If you were a serial killer, what would your killer nickname be and why? What would your modus operandi, or modi, be?
  • What’s something that you secretly suspect you are wrong about but are too sure about to investigate?
  • What would you do to show someone you like them?
  • What is something that you don’t want to ask and you don’t want the answer to?
  • What do you dislike about your family?
  • What do you dislike about your friends?
  • What do you dislike about your coworkers or peers?
  • How do you handle jokes/pranks done to you?
  • What is your tell? Do you think you have one?
  • How do you deal with or get around small talk?
  • What are you the best at?
  • Think about cruelest thing you have said and/or done. Do you regret it? Would you redo it, how and why?
  • Any and all crime is legalized for 24 hours. What would you still not do, even during a ‘Purge’?

Second Set:

  • What is the most useless fact you know?
  • What was your most awkward “hahaha…oh wait you’re serious” moment?
  • What is your favorite headline from The Onion?
  • What sounds disturbing if used with the adjective ‘weaponized’?
  • What is riskier than most people might realize?
  • What was your most embarrassing moment in front of a doctor?
  • What is considered a punishment as a kid but a reward as an adult?
  • What’s something you do in private that if discovered would make you seem absolutely weird?
  • Growing up rich or financially well off, what did you think was normal until you learned otherwise?
  • What sacrifices do you make for your S.O. that they are unaware of?
  • What is an inaccurate Hollywood cliche about your line of work that makes you cringe every time you see it?
  • What are some good psychological tricks that work?
  • How would you describe Tumblr to a friend who has never heard of it?
  • What is the single most liberating thought that you’ve ever had?
  • If someone were to take over your body in this very instant, what would you need to brief them on?
  • What’s the worst case of “spoiled rotten” that you’ve seen?
  • You are to curse someone you don’t like with a mildly inconvenient Midas Touch, what is it?
  • If Star Wars was real life, what would you do for a living?
  • What was the most sadistic thing you did as a child?
  • What becomes 10x creepier at night?
  • What’s creepier during the daytime than at night?
  • You have been diddly darned to heck. What’s it like there?
  • What is something you have told the truth about but everybody thought you were lying?
  • What sensation do you absolutely HATE?
  • What small change in a sport would make it more entertaining?
  • What’s a genuinely hurtful comment you can’t forget?
  • What’s the most useless thing you still have memorized?
  • What is the greatest completely legal loophole you know about?

Third Set:

  • What are your real thoughts about corn?
  • If you could, with absolute certainty, know the answer to one “Yes or No” question, what would it be?
  • If you were forced to wear a button on your first date that was labeled with your biggest flaw, what would it say?
  • Without saying the name of the movie, what is the name of the movie you most recently watched?
  • Which Celebrity would you most like to sit next to on a long flight?
  • You are dead. Everything goes black. The credits roll. What song plays?
  • Without saying the name of the show, what is the name of the show you most recently watched?
  • What are some ‘green flags’ in a relationship? Alternatively, what are some ‘red flags’?
  • Who is the celebrity you would most hate to sit next to on a long flight?
  • What unsolved mystery intrigues you the most?
  • What could you put in a pinata to instantly ruin a party?
  • What’s the best loophole you take advantage of?
  • When is it a bad time to suddenly gain the ability to read minds?
  • Have you ever had a sudden gut feeling like something isn’t right and it turned out to be accurate? What happened?
  • What would you do if someone betrayed you?
  • What is something that you think makes someone a terrible person?
  • Why do you lie?
  • How often do you text your significant other?
  • What is that one type of food/drink that you absolutely love but can’t get in the area you live?
  • You can sell your IQ points for $500,000/point. How many do you sell and what do you do with the money?
  • What would be a bad thing to buy in bulk?
  • What is your favourite Netflix Original series?
  • What conspiracy theories do you believe in?
  • What conspiracy theories are absolutely ridiculous?
  • What do you always regret eating but eat anyway?
  • What isn’t as good as you thought it would be?
  • Last person you talked to now owns you for a day. You have to do everything they ask without any complaint. How screwed are you?
  • What is your lockscreen picture?
  • You have to say ‘Yes’ to every question you’re asked for a day. What’s the worst that could happen?
  • What have you given up hope on?
  • How has a coin flip decision impacted your life in a significant way?
  • Home alone and you’re bored. What do you do?
  • Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you?
  • Is there anything you do on the internet that you would not like your significant other to see?
  • What word has lost its meaning overtime?
  • Is a basement or attic scarier to you?
  • When you imagined monsters when you were younger what did they look like?

NSFW / Not Safe For Work:

  • What color/type of underwear are you wearing?
  • Turn Ons? Turn Offs?
  • Do you like dirty talk?
  • Are you a touchy feely kind of person?
  • What do you wear when you go to bed?
  • Worst possible time to get horny?
  • Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?
  • Love or Money?

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