Nope. Why would it be? It was your metaphorical boner we were talking about.

Well, I am a detective. But in all seriousness, where else is there a wall of dildos? Amazon doesn’t sell dildos directly, they’re all from third party sellers, so they wouldn’t have a stash of them in their warehouses.

“Doing things” and looking for “stuff”. You realize how suspicious that sounds, right?

Ah jeez.

I was really hoping you would have believed that. Not too many people dig that deep to know any of that. But yes, I was, I visited Pandora’s Boxxx. Have you been there before?

In what way does it sound suspicious to you, detective?


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