No, but dicks are often referred to as boners. I’m not sure why I, a lesbian, am explaining this concept to you, a human male with said dick– and yet, here we are.

“Boner” This was a nice conversation to have with you. And by nice, I mean awkward and embarrassing. 

[user, against his better interest, still googles other terms to describe the penis and frowns very deeply at “shotgun pumper”]

[new message] Actually, related to male genitalia, a wall of dildos fell down onto me a few days ago. That was probably the highlight of my day. 


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