Text | Regan

Regan: I don’t understand. What are you doing with your arms? Are you sneezing? Are you okay? Do you need me to call someone? Er– text someone?
Regan: Were you trying to assess your injuries? Taking a photograph can be a good, objective way to view injuries on oneself because it doesn’t flip them like a mirror would.
Regan: Wait, are you /injured/? Is that why you’re doing that with your arms?
Reed: No— I invented dabbing! It’s this cool move, it’s like sneezing into the crevasse of your elbow with one arm and then raising your other arm like you’re calling a taxi!
Reed: I’m not injured!!! I’m a stealthy cat now, alright?
Reed: Now,
Reed: Are you ready to be relevant AF?
Reed: [shares a random photo of people collectively dabbing] I told them to do that.

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