I-I can actually type. I haven’t done that since, never mind it’s not important. Hello? Can anybody hear me? Errrr, read me would probably be best way to put it. Dear god I hope this goes through.
Good news, fellow Internetian: if you’re using Internet Explorer, your message definitely got through and all of us in the year 2017 read it!
I hope this message reaches you in a timely manner (at least no later than three years).