[pm] Oh. Uh. Wouldn’t it be funnier if they hear someone whispering ‘I’m watching you.’ and then start laughing maniacally? And when they wake up they might pee themselves! Or they fall out of bed! Or there’s actually a monster waiting for them when they wake up so they scream super loudly! That’s humor.
No, that’s actually happened to me and that’s not funny, it’s terrifying— I realize that to you it would be.
Good thing humour is subjective, then!