rezathevamp:

reedhan:

[pm] It’s not useless information because your health could become impacted and you could develop an addiction.

Really? Are you sure? You’re not in trouble with me if you are [d: but].

[pm] If you’re implying something, then just say it. If not, drop it. 

[pm] I’m implying my concern for you, I just want you to be safe.

But I won’t press you to say anything.

sciencebanshee:

reedhan:

[pm] It was bound to happen. He’s vulgar and you were openly talking about sex online. Not that it’s okay he said those things to you but things were clearly headed the “spit roasting” route.

You mentioned sexual gratification along with reproduction. It’s uncomfortable because you’ll have to see my face tomorrow, and I’m not implying I want to have sex with you [d: but]. If it helps, I’m a virgin so I have no experience with sexual satisfaction whatsoever.

My conversations with you tend to be sexualized. [d: Brett sai– I kind of agr]

[pm] You’re saying I should expect people to talk to me about “spit roasting” if I mention sex online. That’s ridiculous. I wasn’t even talking about sex as it relates to me.

I did, because sexual gratification also serves an evolutionary purpose. And– you know what, I think we should terminate this conversation immedi Are you asking me something? Or trying to ask me something? And you think I’m the one who’s confus

[pm] I’m saying a sexual conversation that became vulgar was bound to happen. And there’s the assumption that you might’ve been. We both know you like to deflect from topics to not make it about you. Like right now.

No, I’m trying to make you feel less uncomfortable.

Why are you suddenly uncomfortable talking to me about it in private when you were doing it in public? We’re also friends, not strangers, so you should feel more comfortable around me. Ideally.

rezathevamp:

reedhan:

[pm] Because it is harassment and I would want to talk to the person. Would you want to make a report if this continues and potentially press charges? Cyberbullying is a real and punishable crime.

Do you know why they would be sending you those kind of drug-related messages? Marijuana-use aside.

[pm] I think it’s Regan Do you think it could be Regan No, it’s not worth the trouble. It’s not really cyberbullying, just… useless information. 

No. 

[pm] It’s not useless information because your health could become impacted and you could develop an addiction.

Really? Are you sure? You’re not in trouble with me if you are [d: but].

rezathevamp:

If you find out who this is, let me know. [d: …I think I know wh]

[pm] Why do you want to know?

[pm] Because it is harassment and I would want to talk to the person. Would you want to make a report if this continues and potentially press charges? Cyberbullying is a real and punishable crime.

Do you know why they would be sending you those kind of drug-related messages? Marijuana-use aside.

sciencebanshee:

[pm] You were talking about it with that [d: asshole] guy. Do you like him? [d: Have you two] [d: How does Deirdre fe] Are you sexually satisfied?

[pm] What? You mean the guy I just blocked for asking me about “spit roasting”? Which, by the way, who has ever even heard of spit roa

I’m going to do you a favor and pretend you didn’t just ask me whether or not I’m sexually satisfied. This was never about me; it was about the evolutionary purpose of sexual intercourse. And it’s also none of your busin

[pm] It was bound to happen. He’s vulgar and you were openly talking about sex online. Not that it’s okay he said those things to you but things were clearly headed the “spit roasting” route.

You mentioned sexual gratification along with reproduction. It’s uncomfortable because you’ll have to see my face tomorrow, and I’m not implying I want to have sex with you [d: but]. If it helps, I’m a virgin so I have no experience with sexual satisfaction whatsoever.

My conversations with you tend to be sexualized. [d: Brett sai– I kind of agr]

deirdredolan:

reedhan:

[pm] When I get off work should be good.

Not unless you wanted her to want you romantically. Which that sounds like pining.

It doesn’t.

I guess.

[pm] Works for me. 

Yeah, no thank you.

 Are we going to go back and forth with this like children? Oh, let’s get our mothers involved!

Well great. Good to know how convicted to her you are.

[message read]

[user logs off]

sciencebanshee:

apaininyourneck:

Ah, yes, all that genetic shuffling. Seeing as you’re so knowledgeable about all this, what’s the evolution of spit roasting?

Spit… roasting? I’m unfamiliar with the term.

[d: Regan… You’re so– How are you so innoce– You are embarrassing yourself online and opening yourself up to- To think I- Do you enjoy sex? Would– Actually, never mind, that’s unprofessional]

dreriksalehi:

Yep. You never really recover from it, it’s like a malevolent spirit that just haunts you to the grave.

There was a poster in the break room at work. The guy I had a bet on with showed me. It just seemed really fun at the time, and I was far more excited at the start than I am now. I think having to change the bandages on my feet multiple times a day has taken away some of the glitz and glamour of it.

I wouldn’t quite say that.

Another poster? In the breakroom? This isn’t high school. How would you feel if you lost? Do you think this serves or fulfills a purpose in your life that was missing? Or is that feeling no longer, even with lowered confidence? You said you still want to win, but you’re not behaving like the others who also joined willingly.

Have you considered that you’re being controlled because in one half of your reply, you sound normal. Then the next, you’re justifying why you should keep going on with the pageant. Not dying is better than winning if that’s what the ultimate stake i–

dreriksalehi:

Not a bad year. For me, it’s perpetually 2010 and I keep having nightmares about missing exams.

Mmhm. It was pretty grueling. I haven’t danced in years, let alone tangoed, so it was more of a workout than I was expecting.

I’m definitely feeling a little less confident about the whole thing after how ridiculously hard the last contest was. And since the fellow I had a bet on with got eliminated, I figure I’ve won a hundred bucks at this point so some of the impetus is gone. Though I haven’t heard from him since, so I think he must be even more tired than I am. But I do still want to win and give it a good go, so I’m going to try my hardest in the next round. Maybe I’ll get lucky again. That would be nice.

Medical school?

Why did you join?